The above image bears an uncanny resemblance to a brain scan I had done for me recently. On opening a letter from Her Majesty's Customs and Revenue and, seeing the amount of money they were demanding, my mind had a 'fiscal seziure'. This is a little known but seriously debilitating medical condition. Common initial symptoms include disbelief, shock, sweating and shaking followed by blind panic and loss of bladder control. If left untreated by swift ingestion 100ml of 45%abv vol neat Macallan or similar, the consequences are dire. In my case, total seizure causing my large intestine to go into spasm, shooting up through my neck cavity and proceeding to strangle my brain[ The scan above captured the moment it burst into my brain-I was seeing stars and they are quite visible in the image].
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