Gordy smiling

A while back I decided to change my lifestyle. This was triggered by a visit to a dental hygienist who asked me if I would like to have my teeth ultra-sonically cleansed. Many years of smoking, eating road kill and washing it down with red wine had taken their toll so I said yes. After various fillings crumbled and fell out during the 'cleansing' I was informed that all that was holding my jaw together was stuff called 'plaque' so we agreed to get rid of that too. Unfortunately this process exposed some nerves which triggered a huge spasm, causing my large intestine to shoot up through my neck cavity and strangle my brain. However, my brain, long used to such attack, perceived this as a dentist's tactic to numb the human brain ahead of comprehending the cost of such transient nonsense. Anyway, me got clean teef now.